32 Cult Favorite Items From Costco

• Bacon Crumbles
• Pre-Cooked Bacon
• Sheet Cake
• 93-inch plush bear
• Rotisserie Chicken
• Rotisserie Chicken Meat
• Vanilla Extract
• Baked Goods
• A Mortgage
• Dark Chocolate Potato Chips
• Pre-Made Skillet Mac
• Basil Pesto
• The $1.50 Hot Dog And Soda Special
• Makeup Wipes
• Dried Mango
• Brownie Brittle
• Peanut Butter-Filled Pretzel Nuggets
• Bake-At-Home Sourdough
• Frozen Chicken
• Parmigiano Reggiano
• Salmon With Pesto Butter
• Dog Food
• Açai Bowls
• Canned Salmon
• Pumpkin Pie

There are almost too many items to list, but voilà: A comprehensive list of your all-time Costco favs.

Bacon

Costco’s Kirkland Signature brand is the way to go here. You get so much delicious bacon. For so little money! Good, cheap bacon! Why else are we on this planet??

Bacon Crumbles

Sure, that bacon we just talked about is great, but these it-takes-no-effort-to-put-real-bacon-on-ANYTHING bacon crumbles…

Pre-Cooked Bacon

Basically, if you’re not buying all your bacon-related products at Costco, it might be time to reevaluate your pork-related choices.

Sheet Cake

If you don’t have a friend who secretly served Costco sheet cake at her wedding, you probably need new friends.

93-inch plush bear

Do I really have to explain why a practically 8-foot teddy bear has become an all-time (seasonal) Costco fav?

Coffee

Any place that sells a million delicious coffee bean varieties in gigantic quantities is A-OK, if you ask me.

Rotisserie Chicken

Costco’s rotisserie chickens are famously large, cheap, and delicious. Whether they’re healthy or not is another story, but…probably no one cares.

Rotisserie Chicken Meat

Like the famous rotisserie chicken without the annoying bones and stuff.

Vanilla Extract

Sure, it might seem like a lot of vanilla extract, but considering there’s enough to last you a million years, it’s worth it.

Baked Goods

Do you even know joy until you let yourself get lost in the bakery section of a Costco? I think not.

A Mortgage

Yeah, so on top of everything else, you can re-finance your home at Costco. That’s proven handy for some over the years.

Dark Chocolate Potato Chips

Specifically, Sanders Dark Chocolate Potato Chips With Himalayan Pink Sea Salt.

Pre-Made Skillet Mac

Heaven exists and it is this minimal effort, totally reusable Costco skillet mac and cheese.

Basil Pesto

People rave about this monster vat of imported pesto. Can you blame them?

Pizza

OK, yes, they have a fantastic frozen pizza selection, but anyone who’s not a Costco noob knows the food court pizza is where it’s at.

The $1.50 Hot Dog And Soda Special

If you know, you know.

Makeup Wipes

Not only do they come out to nine cents per wipe, they’re also pretty damn good.

Dried Mango

There are so many options! All of them delicious! All of them wildly cheap in bulk! All of them worth exploring!

Vodka

Costco sells an American Kirkland Signature vodka, as well as a French one. But, again, you knew that, didn’t you? You lil Costco genius, you.

Brownie Brittle

You’ve gotta hunt for it, but it’s there. Oooooh, is it there.

Peanut Butter-Filled Pretzel Nuggets

Any good co-worker knows an office with a giant vat of peanut butter pretzels nugs is just a happier working environment.

Leggings

Once you’ve bought $10 leggings, there is simply no going back.

Bake-At-Home Sourdough

Bread…made easy? We are not worthy.

Frozen Chicken

A wholesale amateur might look at this and think “how on earth will I use that many frozen chicken breasts?” A Costco expert looks at the same bag and only sees opportunity.

Nuts

Pretty much any vat of nuts you pick up at Costco is going to be cost-effective and great, but how’s this for a pretty option!?

Parmigiano Reggiano

Alright, fine, you’re probably not going to buy the whole, gigantic wheel of Costco parm, but the knowledge you could if you wanted to is still comforting, no?

Brie

A more realistic cheese-bulk-buying option, and equally delicious. Brieeeeeee.

Salmon With Pesto Butter

Another one of those “if you know, you know”-type deals.

Dog Food

Only the best ever for pups.

Açai Bowls

Those who aren’t frequent Costco-goers might not know about this fairly new addition to the food court, but it’s there and it’s delightful.

Canned Salmon

It’s just so easy and delicious.

Pumpkin Pie

There’s a reason you come back for it year after year.