No Corkscrew? Here's What to Do When the Wine Just Won't Wait
- Open Sesame
- Push the Cork Through
- Push it Out with an Air Pump
- Ask to Borrow a Corkscrew
- Create Your Own Corkscrew
- Push the Cork Out With a Shoe
- Twist the Cork Out with Scissors (or a Knife)
- Hook the Cork With a Coat Hanger
- Remove the Cork with Paper Clips
- Pull the Cork Out with a String
- Grape Deals

Open Sesame
If you’ve got an unopened bottle of wine, a few impatient guests, and no corkscrew, you’re in the right place. We’ve got nine ways to open that bottle without one, so by the end of this piece, we’re confident you’ll be enjoying a nice tall glass of free-flowing vino. Our guide comes with just one proviso: Be careful. Although we’ve steered clear of more radical methods (such as using a blowtorch), some of these less-than-straightforward techniques could contaminate your wine — or worse, destroy the bottle. Proceed with caution and take your time.

Push the Cork Through
Tools: a highlighter, wooden spoon, chapstick, or other blunt object
Difficulty: easy
While this method is inelegant, it’s among the easiest techniques on our list. First, find a sturdy, blunt object that’s narrower than the cork. Once you’ve found your implement, place the bottle on a level surface and apply firm downward pressure to the cork with your blunt object. Make sure to keep the bottle steady as you push in the cork. You may end up with some stray pieces of cork floating in your wine, but hey, that’s better than no wine at all.

Push it Out with an Air Pump
Tools: an air pump with inflation needle
Difficulty: easy
If you’ve got a bike pump with an inflation needle, you can puncture the cork and push air into the bottle. Provided there’s a seal, the air pressure should push the cork out of the bottle.

Ask to Borrow a Corkscrew
Tools: social skills
Difficulty: easy
As long as you haven’t been throwing back-to-back parties, your neighbors are likely to lend you a corkscrew for a few minutes. It beats having to MacGyver a paper clip into a wine opener.

Create Your Own Corkscrew
Tools: a screw, screwdriver, hammer, or wrench
Difficulty: medium
Take a long screw and insert it into the middle of the cork with a screwdriver. (Do not drill the screw completely into the cork.) Once it’s deep and snug, pull the screw up with the back of a hammer or wrench. Like a corkscrew, the screw should be embedded deep enough that you can use it as a sort of handle. You can also try this with a hammer and nail. Like the first technique, this method could contaminate your wine with a few pieces of cork … but desperate times call for desperate measures.

Push the Cork Out With a Shoe
Tools: a shoe
Difficulty: medium
Video Tutorial
Find a solid wall and a shoe and hope your neighbors aren’t asleep. Place the bottle upright in the shoe, then whack the sole of the shoe against the wall, holding the bottle and shoe firmly in your hand. Repeat. The idea is that the shoe protects the bottle from breaking while the pressure you generate pushes the cork slowly out of the bottle.

Twist the Cork Out with Scissors (or a Knife)
Tools: a pair of scissors or a knife
Difficulty: medium
Find a pair of craft or children’s scissors, and open them all the way. Insert a blade deep into the center of the cork carefully, then gently twist and pull up. The scissors should act like a makeshift corkscrew. You can also try this with a serrated knife or keys, inserting the blade into the cork at a 45-degree angle. After your implement is firmly inserted, rotate it to twist the cork out.

Hook the Cork With a Coat Hanger
Tools: a coat hanger and pliers
Difficulty: medium
Find a wire coat hanger and straighten the hooked part with a pair of pliers. Once you have a straight piece of wire, you’ll want to bend the last half inch into a smaller hook. Take this small wire hook and wedge it slowly between the cork and wine bottle. The hook should be parallel with the cork and bottle (and not poking anything). When the wire is below the cork and in the wine bottle, rotate the wire 90 degrees and hook the bottom of the cork. Pull up on the hanger slowly to open the bottle of wine.

Remove the Cork with Paper Clips
Tools: two paper clips and a pen, pencil, or similar object
Difficulty: hard
Similar to the coat hanger method, this technique uses two hooks to pull the cork out of the bottle. Start by straightening the middle part of a paper clip, forming a long piece of metal with two U-shape bends. The sides should be mirror images: two U-shaped hooks. Repeat this with the other paper clip. Next, insert one paper clip between the cork and bottle, keeping the hook parallel with the bottle. Once you’ve made it past the cork, turn the paper clip 90 degrees and hook the cork. Repeat with the other paper clip. Once you have two hooks, join the upper ends of the paper clips and place a pulling object underneath the upper hooks. Pull upward on the hooks to release the cork.

Pull the Cork Out with a String
Tools: string and a screwdriver
Difficulty: hard
Ready to test your patience? After collecting the needed materials, pierce the middle of the cork with the screwdriver, making a hole that reaches the other side. Take around a foot of string, cut it, and make a small knot at the end. Then feed the string through the cork’s opening with a screwdriver. Once the string makes it to the other side of the cork, pull up with the string. The knot should keep the string in place as you pull upward. Just be prepared for cork-filled cabernet.

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